GUITAR NOOOBSSSSS!
PETRUCCI SAYS DIEEEEE

watch, just watch :P




this video: it wont just kill you, it'll kill your afterlife and your next life. And probably rape your soul in the process. It will proceed to sleep with your girlfriend.


and dear ol' Yngwie and Eric Johnson aren't left out.

Presenting the Yngwie Malmsteen Regime:


and Eric